Sexiest Man Alive

I have a new celeb crush. Move over Bradley Cooper. You've been dethroned.

Last night, I rented Defiance, which was a very good film. Well shot, well acted. Based on a true story. Learned a lot. About my taste in guys. Because it wasn't Daniel Craig I was drooling over. Not Liev Schreiber. Oh, no, I became obsessed with Mark Feuerstein.

Let's see: scruffiness, glasses, sizable nose, blue eyes. Yes, this dude is my idea of the perfect man. I couldn't find pictures of him from the movie that I liked, though I did include some below, in case you are not familiar with Mr. Feuerstein. (Who, I think, was also in the movie In Her Shoes.)

Try as I might, I will never be attracted to jock-ish, Abercrombie-model, Brad-Pitt-types. Just not sexy enough for this chick...

Is it Weird...?

That I think Bradley Cooper is really, REALLY super hot in this poster? Seriously. I am only going to date guys who are this attractive when presumably hungover. And ones who actually look like heterosexual men. (As opposed to questionablysexual boys, who seem to be the only "type" I attract.) Deal? Deal.



I mean, do you see the rugged, unshaven face? The chest hair sneaking from the V of his shirt? (I'm not one for chest hair, but, hey, not ruling it out.) The dirty clothes? Bloody lip? Greasy hair? Of course, this is all juxtaposed by clear, bright eyes, and good skin, thus diminishing the potential for an altogether creepy, homeless man look. All I have to say is: swoon.

(Oh and you haven't seen The Hangover, I suggest you get yourself to a theater near you. The slideshow during the credits may be the best two minutes of movie magic ever.)